
Here's some advice. Always keep a few dollars on you. Always.
Because if you happen to be traveling the Pennsylvania Turnpike, the Turnpike Commission will not accept debit cards, credit cards, organ donor cards or livestock as payment for using their highway. This probably seems like common sense to you, doesn't it? Of course it does. I have what is commonly called "no sense." Somehow, I thought that, this being the 21st century and all, I could just offer my debit card as payment.
So if you try my approach, you will engage the toll collector in a much more intimate way than usual. You'll actually have a conversation. You'll exit your car and approach the glass enclosure. Your encounter will start with a huge, heavy sigh by the turnpike employee. The kind of sigh that says, "You are the stupidest person I've met this month."
This will be followed by much copying down of numbers and addresses and the receipt of the yellow copy that you've signed and by your signature have promised to pay your toll within 10 days or face a $1,000 fine.
So again... Just a few dollars can save a whole lot of talk with someone who doesn't like you and will never see you again.
Cashless society? Riiiiiiiight.
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